Twenty Answers!
The answers for the Twenty Questions Quiz
Issue number 15
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  1. Why?
    It's a tradition, or an old charter, or something.
  2. So what?
    Long, and thanks for all the fish.
  3. One and two are what?
    Numbers.
  4. What’s wrong with Wendsleydale?
    It's spelled Wensleydale, no 'd' between the 'n' and 's'.
  5. What do you want?
    Information.
  6. What am I not?
    A number.
  7. What am I?
    A free man.
  8. Who is 4 of 8?
    Tom Baker.
  9. If the Kubla Khan, who can’t?
    Brian Cant
  10. Why can’t my pineapple hear you?
    You're not 75 miles away.
  11. Why did Constantinople get the works?
    That's nobody's business but the Turks.
  12. Oook?
    Oook. (I'd accept Oook!)
  13. Unlucky for some, what?
    12.
  14. Do you know where my Johnny has gone?
    No. (Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone.)
  15. It must be what?
    Love.
  16. How many roads must a man walk down?
    42.
  17. What’s it all about?
    Alfie.
  18. I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, what can you call me?
    Al.
  19. Why is it impossible for more than one person to win?
    There is only one person. Everyone/thing else is merely a product of their imagination.
  20. Are the prizes worth winning anyway?
    No. (Variants of this were accepted.)
The prize goes to: erm, well, actually it's a tie, which kind of creates problems given question 19. The winner's names are Kevin Prest and Michael Giant Hodgins. I'll get the prize(s - humph!) to you as soon as I work out how to redefine reality, and Kevin sends me his address.
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