- The earliest form of photography involved stretching out the subject flat on soft ground, then covering it with hot tar and leaving it for several millenia to develop.
- Early photographers were not very popular.
- Photos of children with 'red eye' have nothing to do with the use of a flash. It's just their evil showing through.
- Contrary to popular opinion, vampires do show up in photographs. They just hate the publicity.
- The only interesting holiday photographs are your own.
- Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of cameras and eventually they'll run out of film.
- 17.71% of passport photographs actually look like the person.
- Auntie Gladys's photographs where people are missing heads, arms, &c. are not accidentally mis-aligned, she's an accomplished Surrealist.
- In 1922, more photographs were taken.
- Cover photographs for magazines are the result of several hours in makeup first. Fashion photographers are notoriously vain.
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