Christmas Crackers!

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Issue number 19
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Where do ghosts go at Christmas time?
To see the Phantomime.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Harry was always very sentimental about Christmas. Every year he'd take his socks off and stand them up by the fireplace. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Why does Father Christmas come down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! I'll tell you what I like about Christmas. Kissing girls under the mistletoe.
I prefer kissing them under the nose.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! What pantomime is set in a chemist's shop?
Puss in Boots.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! What did Mrs Christmas say to her husband during the storm?
Come and look at the reindeer.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! What will happen to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Why is a lion in the desert like Christmas?
Because of its Sandy Claws.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! For our next Christmas dinner, I'm going to cross a chicken with an octopus so we can each have a leg. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Why couldn't Cinderella go to the ball?
Because it had a puncture.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Here's your present - a box of your favourite chocolates.
Thanks! Hang on, it's half empty!
Well, they're my favourite chocolates too...
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Ho! Ho! Ho! What is brown, has four feet, a hump and is found in Alaska?
A lost camel.
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