It's in the Stars
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 Issue number 19 |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) |
Remember, you only have two hands. Put one thing down before you pick up something new. |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19) |
This evening call a friend you haven't seen for a while. Invite him out for a beer/film/meal. Talk about the old times. |
| Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) |
Learn a musical instrument. If you already play one, join a band. And if you're already in a band, spend more time promoting yourself, I haven't heard of you yet. |
| Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) |
Think about getting a new job. You're current employer doesn't pay you nearly enough. |
| Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) |
Treat yourself. Take yourself and someone special to that restaurant you've always wanted to try. |
| Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) |
Why don't you switch off the TV and do something less boring instead. |
| Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23) |
When was the last time you went shopping for clothes? |
| Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23) |
Next weekend, take a ride out into the country. Maybe find a quiet local pub. Don't drink and drive, mind. |
| Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23) |
When making a vegetarian meal, don't use Lea and Perrins Worcestershire sauce. |
| Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23) |
Think about doing a college course next semester. And don't put off organising it until next September, look into it now. Most colleges have a website, which can be helpful. |
| Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) |
After accelerating away from a junction, be sure to select 2nd gear, not reverse. |
| Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) |
Don't eat yellow snow. |
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