- A rose by any other name would still smell of nothing if it was mass produced for looks rather than scent.
- Before eating your way through a box of roses, make sure they're Cadbury's, and not from the local florists.
- Prick your thumb on a rose thorn, and you will hurt for a hundred seconds.
- English Rose works at the Dog and Duck with Ice Floe.
- February is to roses what December is to turkeys.
- Rose petals scattered in your lover's path may seem like a romantic idea, but the cleaning bill is astronomical.
- 17.71% of roses are bought in error, or due to one.
- Tea roses are not intended to be consumed.
- The Mary Rose took several hundred years to do so.
- Rose water is not suitable for washing windows, whatever the design.
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