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Villagers in Crawshawbooth should not be alarmed when their clock disappears in the coming days. The village landmark will be taken down when Crawshawbooth Environment Group finds a long enough ladder, and repaired if nearby silversmith Whiting and Wilson thinks it can be. |
Magistrates may act on indecent shows. The rich man's motor may sow the seed of the class war, but the landlord's horse yielded the milk of human kindness. Billions of ants from Italy, France, Spain and Portugal have united to wage war against a smaller, separatist colony in eastern Spain that refuses to be assimilated into their supercolony. Correction: The address for iANSYST Ltd should have been www.dyslexic.com |
The Headlines again: Immigrants threaten to 'outnumber Italians' Saints to issue shares to repay £1m debt Man disappoints Boy gets thumb stuck in can Rabbit levels building again Horse floats for disabled Pig promises to change the future |
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