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Issue number 26
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A selection of unintentional news stories.

The forwards shot hard and often but never straight till at last Hill decided to try his head. It came off first time.

Try our patent mosquito destroyer coil. It is perfectly safe for mosquitoes.

I was terrified... there was the tiger crouching ready to bounce.

30,000 pigeons were released filling the air with the flutter of a million wings.

The Chairman said the Council had never paid one penny for the oiling and washing of the Fire Brigade.

Our prices are the direct result of our Lowered Price policy.

Six minutes later Blackpool went further ahead, when Matthews saw his left foot curl into the net off a post.

FOR SALE - A small bungalow containing five estate agents.

Americans are offered perfect grandfathers, one dwarf, one inlaid.

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