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Bungling burglars burned their loot when they tried to break into a cash machine. The crooks used an oxy-acetylene torch to cut into the back of the hole-in-the-wall machine in Calcot, Berkshire, but the flames set the notes alight - and the thieves fled empty handed.

A giant methane 'burp' caused by global warming may have erupted from under the oceans and nearly wiped out life on Earth, scientists said yesterday.

Scores of artistically selected teams of traditional dancers from various parts of Kenya exposed themselves to the world Scouts delegates in a grand performance on Saturday night.

An actress escaped 74 lashes after apologising to a court for kissing a male film director at an awards ceremony.

A 74 year-old man who exercises by walking backwards around a lake had to be rescued after he lost his concentration and fell in.

Unfortunately the drainage demonstration which was to be held at Woodton on May 19th has had to be cancelled due to wet site conditions.

Best man was the bridegroom's brother, Mr Martin Gasson.
A reception was at Langford's Hotel, Hove and the couple are honeymooning in grease.