Dear sirs and, indeed, madams,
I am thrilled -- nay -- overjoyed to see more mention of female arse fondling in your great e-publication. FROM A GENUINE FEMALE ARSE FONDLER, NO LESS! Bravo to that person, that's what I say.
But (there is ALWAYS a butt with me, isn't there?), that is merely a person writing in and offering the services of a genuine FAF. Where are the actual articles (maybe even with editorial comment) dealing with that most honorable of practices?
My claim that your e-mag is governed by a fascist dictatorship still stands, let me tell you, and I will be registering my protest with the decent chaps at the Home Office as soon as I possibly can, unless you can give me a promise to amend the magazine's content policy.
That is all. I read you every day.
I fear you are severely twisted, and will be greatly disappointed in that once again I find myself having to state this publication's position on female arse fondlers. There will never be any mention of them in this publication. not now, nor ever. This is not the forum for female arse fondlers. If this is what you want, all I can suggest is that you join femalearsefondlers@egroups.co.uk. As for your claim that the magazine is governed by a fascist dictatorship, well what of it?