Compatibility Meter

Do you and your partner match?


Issue number 10
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Do you and your partner complement each other? Are you a match made in heaven? Are you more likely to be constantly on each other's nerves? Select the responses below that closest match your, and your partner's ideals, then click on the "calculate" button to work out how well the pair of you are matched.
Favourite sport:
You:
Your partner:
synchronised swimming golf tennis football rugby
synchronised swimming golf tennis football rugby
The favourite tipple is:
You:
Your partner:
water lager real ale bottle of vodka meths
water lager real ale bottle of vodka meths
Preferred type of vehicle:
You:
Your partner:
push bike moped car lorry Chieftain Tank
push bike moped car lorry Chieftain Tank
The garden would be filled with:
You:
Your partner:
fairies flowers shrubs concrete mantraps
fairies flowers shrubs concrete mantraps
The most useful kitchen implement is:
You:
Your partner:
sponge scraper knife cleaver double headed axe
sponge scraper knife cleaver double headed axe
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