Gifts Ideas for your Valentine
Issue number 10
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Can't think of a gift for your partner for Valentine's Day? Or if you're reading this after February 14th, do you need a special gift to make up with your loved one for having forgotten on the day? Well we at Bottom Pineapple have trawled the internet to bring you suggestions for ideal gifts that you can order online.
Go there. Have they a drink problem? For very reasonable rates, you can get "All you can drink" from United Utilities.
Go there. As Shakespear said, food is the music of love. Get them a "Belstone" from Wessex Provender.
Go there. A bit of a present for both of you, the latest in "Slinky underwear" from Archie McPhee.
Go there. Does your partner like cute animals? Buy them a "Pinzgauer" from Rainbow Pinzgauers.
Go there. Say it with flowers. Get them "The Day of the Triffids" from Just Books.
Go there. Does your partner worry about their potatoes? Then try "Potato-on-a-string" from Bottom Pineapple.
What do the stars have in store for you this month? Return to the top of the page. Return to the front cover. Do you and your partner match?
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