It's in the Stars
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 Issue number 10 |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) | If you are considering placing an advertisement in a newspaper in order to attract companionship, do not place it under the Property to Rent section. |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19) | Before starting a new life, consider carefully the element of where you live. If you are intent on meeting a new life partner, it would be best not to rent a room, however cheap it may seem, at Heartbreak Hotel. |
| Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) | Keep your eye out for a tall, dark, handsome stranger. They may well be intent on running off with your partner. |
| Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) | Be careful of taking anything on trust. What may seem like a bit of fun to start with could end up giving you serious problems. Love is the drug that I'm thinking of, and if you're not careful, you're going to have to face it, you're addicted to love. |
| Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) | When tennis players say that they think they love you, beware that they may actually think nothing of you. |
| Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) | When you fall in love, it will be forever. Or you'll never fall in love. |
| Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23) | A night of excessive drinking can in many cases result in finding a partner. Remember that when you wake up the morning after and wonder where the beautiful person you met the previous night went to, and who the person you are now lying next to is, that they are wondering exactly the same thing. |
| Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23) | Love, love changes everything. Except for leopards. |
| Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23) | Anything could happen this month, but probably won't. |
| Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23) | A relationship founded on a meeting with someone whilst you were hanging around on a street corner, and they just happened to be driving past, is unlikely to be true love. It may be a satisfactory arrangement, but is likely to be only temporary. |
| Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) | The power of love is a curious thing. It makes one man weep, and another man sing. If you can hear someone singing, stay in. |
| Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) | Public displays of nudity are an interesting way of meeting new people, but they might not be the sort of people you want to meet. |
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