Advertising feature Fresh Rock! |
 Issue number 13 |
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Everybody wants a
rock to wind a piece
of string around*
Artist's impression. Sting not included.
Rock may vary in size and shape.
From the people who brought you Potato on a StringTM
comes the latest in string winding appliances.
No more unwound string hassle. No longer need you risk cutting off your circulation.
People can't get enough:
“We Want a Rock” say They Might be Giants
I understand that due to the variable nature of the product, the cost of delivery varies not only with location, but also with the actual rock itself, but am willing to provide a blank cheque and blow the consequences.
Delivery will normally be made within 28 days, however if demand is unexpectedly high, then we retain the right to add an additional 4 million years in order to obtain further stocks of Rock.
Unfortunately, we can't at present accept credit cards (it's a security thing).
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* - lyrics by They Might be Giants, from the album "Flood".