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British customs officers seized 407 pounds of macaroni aboard a ship from marijuana hidden in packets of India, it was learned Saturday. The haul, estimated to be worth at least $100,000, is one of the largest ever seized in Britain. Mr John McCutcheon is married to Susan Dart of New Orleans instead of going to Australia as he requested. This is a perticularly serious offence which we have had to deal with severely, as a detergent to anyone in the same mind. |
Do not wash the plastic ear pieces of your stethoscope with fragrant, floral scented soaps. If you do, bees will fly in your ears looking for honey. Mr Aitchison said he first became interested in drinking beer upside down after he saw a man drinking beer with his feet tied to a crane. Unemployment in California dropped slightly last month although the number of people out of work increased. FOR SALE: Czechoslovakia (1991 - 70 million tourists) |
The Headlines again: Burglars are spoiling Bacup for everyone else Mobile lovers are judged by bills Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training Bank Drive-in Windows Blocked By Board Rats protest at rundown city houses Artificial Limbs Centre has new head Dead man fought when drunk |
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