Tired of societies with demanding schedules? Too many social functions to attend? What's that got to do with us? It's your own silly fault.

Do you want to meet up with like minded people to discuss the issues of the day over a pint? Well that's not us, go and pester someone else.

Are you looking for an outlet for your interesting stories, anecdotes or jokes? Well we don't care!

The Anti-Social Society doesn't meet on a regular basis to decide society policy. The quorum figure is zero - if anyone turns up, the meeting will be cancelled.