For the last few months, readers of this esteemed publication (well low is an esteem) have been palmed off with the excuse that I've been on holiday for the lack of a new edition. Well, I thought you might like to know a little more behind the reasons...

What i ddid beefor riting the new Sureelist Worker

I paked all mi stuff into boxess.

Mi flat fell down.

I went on holliday (it was mostly rianing.)

When it didnt rain i got sunburnt.

I came home to a bilding sight.

I tried to buy a house.

My flat wasnt rebuilleded.

I gave the estate agents lots of money.

My flat was still not rebuilleded.

The estate agents didn't do anything.

My flat was still still not rebuilldeded.

The estate agents finally did something. Not much, but something.

My flat was still still still not rebuilleddeddeddedded. ded.