It's in the Stars
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 Issue number 27 |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) | Not everything that goes bump in the night is someone falling out of bed. |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19) | It may be asleep now, but it's set an alarm clock. |
| Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) | Beware the Jubjub bird. |
| Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) | Get that thing out of the fridge now before it gets any worse! |
| Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) | What's that tapping at the window? |
| Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) | What's that lurking under your bed? |
| Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23) | Have you seen how much washing up there is? |
| Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23) | To avoid night time terrors, try eating less spicy food immediately before bed. |
| Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23) | Don't look at your bank balance. |
| Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23) | Stay away from that trap-door, 'cos there's something up there. |
| Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) | Watch out for anything non-Euclidean, particularly under a gibbous autumnal moon. |
| Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) | Eughh, icky! |
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