Jumpers Factfile

10 things you didn't know about Sweaters.

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Issue number 28
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  1. The cardigan was developed when the 7th Earl tried to get his jumper on with out removing his hat.

  2. The knitting of jumpers is genetic, and is thus handed down from one generation to the next.

  3. Being connectors for upright pins, it is somewhat inaccurate to describe jumpers as being used for goalposts. It would be more correct to describe them as jumpers for the crossbar.

  4. 82.29% of people find woollen sweaters itchy, particularly when they are made from wire wool.

  5. Wearing a jersey will keep you warm and, with practice, supplied with fresh milk too.

  6. Arran sweaters are traditionally fawn/beige in colour because that is the colour of the sheep which grow best in the region. West Indian sheep are typically red, yellow, green and black.

  7. 17.71% of jumpers are only worn when granny comes round.

  8. Pullovers are so called as you need to park your car in order to safely don one.

  9. In 2650BC, Pharaoh Tutanmuttah abandoned the wearing of woollen sweaters on state occasions, as he found them too warm.

  10. If you cross a sheep with a kangaroo, it won't tell your fortune.
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