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Issue number 28
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A selection of unintentional news stories.

Already disqualified from driving for life, 25-year-old Joseph Morgan, unemployed, was disqualified for a further seven years at Liverpool Crown Court.

Queen Victoria paid a visit here, but only briefly and because she could not wait until she reached Erlestoke Park six miles on.

Mr S. Butters for reasons of ill health, is permanently discontinuing widow cleaning.

Servant girl wanted for country surgeon's home. 30s per week and use of harmonium on Sundays.

Falkland Islands: There are vacancies for TWO CAMP TEACHERS in the Falkland Islands Education Department.

Young lady aged 16½ years, interested in children, seeks part-time employment for ten minutes.

Embalmed body of tramp found in artist's freezer

Man found dead in graveyard

Train hits armchair

Sewage plant on sea front might smell, expert says

Oldham want Raper

Lady Roborough fancies pigeons

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