It's in the Stars
Your monthly astrology report
by Psychic Psue

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20)	Look not into the corners too deeply, for there it is where you will find most fluff.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)	If you are experiencing objects mysteriously flung across the room, this month, before blaming it on poltergeists and calling the local exorcist, try to remember if you've said or done anything to upset a partner.
Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20)	This month, you are likely to meet a tall dark stranger with pointed teeth. A skeleton, wolf man, Frankenstein's monster and several crudely carved pumpkins.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20)	If you are invited for a meal, and when you get there you find the room rather dark, just lit by weird shaped candles, and the room full of strange smelling incense, check for suspicious looking people hanging around wearing hooded cloaks before getting too relaxed.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21)	Turn to the prophets and you shall be confronted by powers unknown. Compelling as they may be, you should subdue your cynical side as hidden within the depths of their outpourings, you will find a kernel of nonsense.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21)	The words of someone will give cause for concern, implying that things you have taken for granted in the past will no longer be available to you. Fear not, for it is the responsibility of others to sort this problem out, though they may need prompting do something.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23)	This is an ideal time for you to make all those little sacrifices that you've been promising yourself that you'd get round to. With all the fake blood and plastic masks in the shops, you're more likely to get away with it.
Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23)	It is always darkest before the dawn, and this is because it is night. Turn the lights on.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23)	It is unwise to make fun of that which you do not fully comprehend. Mock not the mysteries of the other side!
Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23)	The end of the month will bring forth feelings of great terror, but do not overly concern yourself as there is nothing to be frightened of.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)	The awful shadow of some unseen Power floats though unseen among us.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21)	Beware of things that go bump in the night, for they might wake the neighbours.

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