Matches are mobile pinholes into Hell. They have been plugged with short pieces of wood, and then sealed. If you scrape some of the sealant off, the flames of Hell will leak through. Due to the instability of these holes, the act of vigorously shaking the opening (by dragging it around by the piece of wood stuck in the hole) will cause the worm-hole to collapse and thus save the World as we know it.
Fire is not a toy. Using it with Lego bricks will be highly unsatisfactory.
It is fairly obvious why the phoenix died out.
The carrying of a torch to the Olympic Games is derived from the ancient practice of setting fire to joggers.
The Titan, Prometheus, angered the Greek gods by leaving his lighter in the pub.
Emperor Nero fiddled while Rome burnt. Octavia and Poppaea were on vocals, and Britannicus was on bass.
17.71% of insect species use fire to spread their seeds.
Contrary to popular belief, books of matches are not advertising literature for dating agencies.
In prehistoric times, before man had started to use fire to cook food, he subsisted largely on take-aways.
