Advertising feature

Potato on a String!

 Return to the front cover.
Issue number 8
Return to the front cover.

It's new!

It's fresh!

It's full of
fibre!

It's potato-ey, it's stringy, it's Potato on a String!
It's "Potato on a String!"

Yes, you too can now have a marvellous Potato on a String.
Just read what some of our delighted customers have said:
“Better than a brick” - Betty, Rossendale.
“Good for your cat” - Ms McG., Haslingden.
Yes - please rush me my “Potato on a String”. I realise I need SEND no MONEY NOW but a cheque for £4.99 (incl. p&p) would be appreciated. I have no sense whatsoever and am a sucker for any old rubbish.

Special offer - For just £10 you can recieve not one "Potato on a String", but two!

Please allow 28 days for delivery. Hey, you may be daft enough to buy one of these, but don’t expect us to care about our customers.

Name:

E-mail:

Address:

Unfortunately, we can't at present accept credit cards (it's a security thing).

Have you seen this man? Return to the top of the page. Return to the front cover. A monthly insight into the lives of our six-legged friends.
Send in your comments or suggestions to .