Wanted

Have you seen this man?
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Issue number 8
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Do not approach this man.

Name: Santa Claus.

Known Aliases: “Father” Christmas, St. Nicholas, Chris Cringle, The Fat Man, Joe Stalin.

House breaker: particular target, childrens’s toys

MO: scales down chimneys, but also crack locksmith as is known to be able to enter properties without chimneys.

Disguises: wears false white beard, mustache and eyebrows to mask face. Suspected of cushion up jacket to disguise weight or couldn’t fit down chimneys.

TREAT as dangerous as he appears to take no care to blend in, last seen wearing bright red suit.

Mob connections: only targets the “good”, avoids the “naughty”.

Presumed international criminal as he disappears without trace for much of the year.

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