The (Unofficial)
Turnip Prize

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Please note that this competition is not (currently) connected to the Wedmore Turnip Prize previously awarded. See www.theturnipprize.co.uk Return to the front cover.
It was originally intended to combine the announcement of the results with pictures from the awards ceremony, however due to scheduling conflicts, the official ceremony has yet to take place. Nevertheless, we are pleased to present the results of the first Surrealist Worker Turnip Prize.
The Bayer Tap History, by Cath Reynolds. Media: Image manipulation. It was a close call between the top three placings, but the winner was "The Bayer Tap History", by Cath Reynolds with 30% of the vote. The Turnip Prize
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Artist's Impression.
Art, by Kev Cherubini. Media: Stuffed toy; sellotape; partition wall. A close second place went to "Art", by Kev Cherubini with 27% of the vote.
Square Clouds, by Moo. Media: HTML; image manipulation. "Square Clouds", by Moo, came in third with 23%. A worthy effort, though the late surge of voting didn't quite fix the results.
A thousand cargo ships, by Kev Cherubini. Media: poetry. "A thousand cargo ships", by Kev Cherubini, 12%. Did this split the vote from "Art"?
Bike, by Dave Jordan. Media: Photography; image manipulation. "Bike", by Dave Jordan, 8%. It didn't push forward as much as it might have.
Pink-Puke, by Dave Jordan. Media: Photography; image manipulation. "Pink-Puke", by Dave Jordan, 0%. People just don't understand great art, do they Dave?
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