Don't Quote Me!
Issue number 11
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A collection of things that famous people didn't, but might have said.
Archimedes: Give me a firm enough sponge, and a big bucket to dunk it in, and I will clean the earth.
God: Let there be light; damn, this 50p is bent.
Shakespeare If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that zig-a-zig-ahh.
Margaret Thatcher: Exterminate!
Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say, with "Vanish" stain remover.
Jesus Christ: Judas Iscariot, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
Richard Branson: I'm on the train. I'll just be a few minutes.
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie, it was a beaver.
Sherlock Holmes: I don't know.
George "W" Bush: No, sorry. I can't come up with anything better than he comes out with himself.
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