Twenty Questions!
A Quiz with Amazing Prizes*
Issue number 13
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To enter this astounding competition, just fill in the form below, including your name and address and click on the 'Submit' button. If your browser doesn't support this method of posting, just copy your answers into an email and send it to Send it to by the 20th June 2001. The competition setter’s decision is final. There are correct answers for each question, and they will be printed, along with the winners’s names, in Issue 15. The winner will be the entry with most correct answers. In the event of a tie, the winner will be picked at random. No purchase necessary.
  1. Why?
  2. So what?
  3. One and two are what?
  4. What’s wrong with Wendsleydale?
  5. What do you want?
  6. What am I not?
  7. What am I?
  8. Who is 4 of 8?
  9. If the Kubla Khan, who can’t?
  10. Why can’t my pineapple hear you?
  11. Why did Constantinople get the works?
  12. Oook?
  13. Unlucky for some, what?
  14. Do you know where my Johnny has gone?
  15. It must be what?
  16. How many roads must a man walk down?
  17. What’s it all about?
  18. I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, what can you call me?
  19. Why is it impossible for more than one person to win?
  20. Are the prizes worth winning anyway?
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* - The term 'Amazing Prizes' or any variant thereof is merely an indication that we'd be amazed if anyone likes them.
Due to the nature of overseas postal regulations, Bottom Pineapple reserve the right to offer different prizes depending on the address of the winner. No cash alternative will be offered. It is the entrant's responsibility to ensure address/email details are correct as no effort will be made to trace them. In the event of a winner withholding their postal address, a message will be sent to the email address. If no reply is forthcoming within one month of the sending of the message, the prize will be reallocated. Only one entry per person will be accepted.
A version of this quiz first appeared in Natural Break magazine in 1997. Any previous entrants may re-enter, but in the event of one of them winning, may be subjected to a stewards enquiry, random drugs tests and various forms of torture.

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