Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) | Don't eat the fish.
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Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19) | Three-armed men have nothing to fear from brush salesmen.
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Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) | Mothering Sunday cannot bring back the cheese.
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Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) | One drink calls for another in forgotten measures.
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Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) | It could hardly have been worse chosen.
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Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) | News brings nothing but information.
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Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23) | Keep your hands in your pockets and you'll find much joy.
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Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23) | Think not of the bowing, but bring the tunic.
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Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23) | It's all a load of rubbish really, isn't it?
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Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23) | Knee joints crackling mean a good fire.
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Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) | That child has a strong belief in some way.
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Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) | A rolling stone butters no parsnips.
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