It's in the Stars
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 Issue number 14 |
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| Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20) | Rich indeed is the man who has a lot of money. |
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| Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19) | Don't put that in your mouth! |
| Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20) | A bird in the hand is useless if you want to blow your nose. |
| Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) | If you can't stand the heat, don't set fire to yourself. |
| Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) | A foreign holiday may involve much travel. |
| Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) | If at first you don't succeed, call 0800 25634. |
| Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23) | Always remember, mirror, signal, manouver. |
| Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23) | Don't eat them if they haven't stopped moving yet. |
| Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23) | The man who sleeps among wild animals should not be surprised to find himself eaten in the morning. |
| Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23) | All things come to those who wait. Some just have to wait longer than others. |
| Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22) | Left hand down a bit. |
| Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) | Don't leave home without your coat as your keys are in the pocket. |
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