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First established: 19-4-2000

Issue no. 5

This issue published: 01-9-2000

Circulation: 000333

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  1. How to make a Bomb - Bottom Pineapple searches the web to bring you the instructions.
  2. We're all doomed - It's the end of the world as we know it.
  3. News Headlines - Reports from around the world, around the clock.
  4. Insects - What more can be said?
  5. Car factfile - Driven to distraction? 10 things you don't know about Cars.
  6. It's in the Stars - Your monthly astrology reports.
  7. Postbag - A selection of your letters to us.
  8. Links - Where you should have gone instead of here.
  9. Ask Odd Gonk Shine - Your questions answered.
  10. Defuse the situation
  11. Archives - Previous issues can be accessed from here.

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